Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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