Sponge bath it is.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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