The maid of honor just puked.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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