Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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