You surviving the open bar?
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I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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