Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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