Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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