hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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