Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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