we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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