just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
A bitchslap is in order.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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