just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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