I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
