I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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