My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i just had sex bonerless
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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