I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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