awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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