I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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