You made me cry and you don't even care
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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