after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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