"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
