I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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