at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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