My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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