fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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