Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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