wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Let's get the cat blown out
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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