Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Never joke about your clitoris.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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