operation have a gay friend backfired
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
My liver just had a heart attack.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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