i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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