i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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