im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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