I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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