so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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