thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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