This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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