Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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