After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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