he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Randomize
