Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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