I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
