So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
