Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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