why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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