big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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