Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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