yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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