I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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