just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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