yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Randomize
