I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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