if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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